School : A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so
that you can die Rich.
Nurse : A person who wakes u up
to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man
loses his bachelor's degree and a
woman gains her masters.
Divorce : Future tense of Marriage.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine
willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from
the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the
students without passing through
"the minds of either"
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied
by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens and everybody
disagrees later on.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....
except that he got caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late
and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections
and your Confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills,
and kills you by bills.
Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office : A place where you can relax after your
strenuous home life.
Yawn : The only time some married men
ever get to open their mouth.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life,
to be spoken of when dead .
This is a gift fer my blog readers because i long time din post anything....hope you leave back a smile after reading
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